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Contact was a really boring movie about what it would be like if our first experience with alien life was overseen by the Lifetime channel. Next to the whole bongo incident, it’s the most embarrassing thing Matthew McConaughey has ever been involved with. And that’s saying something.

No? Okay, Contact is a cold and flu remedy that can be abused for a rather interesting evening when you have nothing better to do. It’s not as robo-trippy as Zicam but its safer than Coricidin and won’t rob you of your sense of smell. Wait, that’s “Contac” without the “t”. Well, without the second one, anyway…

Or were you looking for contact information about us? Yeah, like we’re really going to make it easy for all of you weirdos and online casino USA fanbois and trolls to put your two cents in. This is our house, mofos; we crack the whip and you take the walk (wait, how does that go? anyway…)

Contact with an online sportsbook can be extremely important. Sure, you can go for months or years without having a single problem (especially if you have one of the online sportsbooks that we picked for our ‘recommended online sportsbooks’ page, or at least followed our advice on picking out an online sportsbook on our ‘picking out an online sportsbook’ page). However, sooner or later you’ll probably need to get in touch with someone helpful…and we won’t always be there for you, kid…

So you’re going to need the online sportsbook’s Help section (also known as the Customer Service, Customer Support, or plain old Contact section). This will connect you to someone more or less official who can more or less help you out, of you can tear them away from the online slots.

Now just about everybody and their mother (who we’ve slept with, BTW) has an email address on their website. For some online sportsbooks, that’s all they have. It can do the job but sometimes you have to wait a while, and sometimes you need to remind them. If you find yourself reminding them, every time and/or multiple times, you may want to look for another online sportsbook.

We highly prefer instant contact methods, such as telephone (toll-free 24/7, preferably) or Instant Live Chat (also 24/7 if possible). Telephone is probably the best choice because you still can use it if your Internet has gone out (unless you’re on dial-up and it’s the phone line that has gone out, but that hasn’t been a big problem since like 1996 or so. Get into the 21st Century and contact your local DSL or Cable company and we’ll continue).